Having a man – no matter how charming – so far up your ass that you can’t take a shit without having him offer to wipe becomes absolutely intolerable after about ten minutes.
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3 THINGS A FEMDOM WILL NEVER TELL YOU
Whether your kinky relationship is brand-spanking new or your femdom is your absolute soul mate, there are a few things your sadistic paramour will never share with you. Even if you are her trusted knight or a blackmailed, blue-balled bitch that she had so much dirt on, she had nothing to worry about.
The only person we’d share these scintillating details with is our kinky best friend. Or our mother, depending on how unconventional that relationship is.
I sure hope I’m not breaking any femdom code of honor here. My peers know their personal secrets are safe with me, I’m not naming names! So here goes, in no particular order:
#1 – If you are a sissy, she secretly is passionately jealous of your fashionista and makeup-artistry skills.
While you may be the one kneeling and doing all the worshiping, your femme fatale is guaranteed green with envy over some of the outfits you put together or just how perfect your smokey eye comes out. Every. Single. Time.
Face it. As women, we’ve been competing with other women (consciously or subconsciously) since we started playing with Barbies. It’s simply in our female DNA.
How does this even happen? Easy. Submissive “sissy boys” are so obsessed with femininity that they take it to a career level when it comes to research and planning.
Hell, I know a sissy that has more shoes and purses than me and MissBlue…COMBINED!
#2 – Sometimes she is absolutely sick of domination and being kinky and even throws away all her toys and swears it off.
No, this is not just a kinky sub phenomenon. We dominas go through these phases too, albeit not quite as often. Especially when we are younger and trying to find long-lasting relationships.
Whether she’s had her 60th horrific first-date with a groveling, insta-sub or she’s realized that the man she thought was a keeper was secretly subbing to every single kinkanista that even hinted at revealing the size of her strapon, there are times she’s been ready to kick her sub – and all his shit (and hers too) – right to the vanilla curb.
Relationship burnout and romantic frustrations are not for normies only. The thing is, when kinky people want to give up out of frustration, they sometimes throw away a thousand dollars worth of expensive equipment. Vanilla folks just swear off the opposite sex and have a few too many margaritas and watch Netflix alone for two nights while they sulk.
Vanillas have it easy. Imagine if they had to replace their entire wardrobe after burning it in the backyard after a few bad dates.
#3 – Her bucket list fantasies may include never lifting a finger again and having her entire existence supported by truly selfless submissive heroes.
It’s normal for people to dream about what they would do if they won the lottery. The kinky version of this is only slightly different, and the problem is that submissive dudes keep feeding into the fantasy as if it is actually possible.
“I want to do everything for my queen, she will control all the money and I will slave away daily to support her!” “My Mistress would cage me all day, weeks at a time, and monitor my every moment, even when I need to take a dump!” “I would do anything to make my Mistress happy and my needs don’t matter – I can start tomorrow, even though I have never met you!”
You hear something enough times (like….hundreds?) you start to think maybe there’s a shred of truth in there somewhere. After all, everyone knows that most submissive men are rich and powerful CEOs who manage their money perfectly and are sitting on a goldmine. They clearly have the means to support their femdom and keep her in the life she is accustomed to!
Everyone needs a good slap of reality. In this situation, it’s usually the submissive men, and it’s a slap to the side of the head, not his ass. Face it. No man exists who could last 48 hours being selfless and having zero expectations while his femdom goddess luxuriates in any manner she sees fit – including having him stay out of her hair because he’s so bored and needy that he wants to follow her around every minute of the day.
It gets old. Real old, real fast.
I don’t mean for the guy – I mean for the woman! Having a man – no matter how charming – so far up your ass that you can’t take a shit without having him offer to wipe becomes absolutely intolerable after about ten minutes. As unrealistic a fantasy, it is to imagine a man would and could financially support a woman and expect nothing in return, it’s even more unrealistic to expect that a woman would actually enjoy this after a couple of days.
There’s one thing I know that is unanimous among my femdom brethren. We get shit done. We are ambitious, creative and passionate about success. And we don’t feel fulfilled when our successes are tied (no pun intended) into one man, pig or worm. We get our self-worth from accomplishment and ladder climbing, no matter what our passions are.
Even if these super-sub-millionaires did exist and were ready to whisk us away to a private island to luxuriate until the end of time (and he better be a cuckold, too), there’s no such thing in the world as a truly expectation-less and altruistic male submissive. Or human being.
Your femdom partner may dream about it. That’s normal. But kinky ladies get fulfillment from life in many ways outside of being dominant, so to tie their existence to that would be ludicrous.
Besides, it doesn’t matter how great of a sub you are. No woman is going to set her life up to be reliant on you financially. There’s only one “kept bitch” in the house, and it’s the one in the pink chastity cage.
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