I’ll ignore you as part of your objectification. I’m going to watch TV and call my girlfriends on the phone and tell them that I am sitting on your face and that you are a corporate brown-noser now, and hope to graduate to king ass-licker by the end of the month. I’ll pull back the receiver so you can hear them laugh at you.
Good morning my corporate slut,
I had to laugh this morning when I heard someone at my client’s office talking about office politics. She was whispering (near the water cooler, ironically) and I heard her call one of the corporate executives a “brown-noser.” I think the exact sentence was, “Of course he’s going to get lead on that project, he’s such a brown-noser.”
My clients at this small firm are nothing compared to your big business shop, of course. And little do they know their consultant has her own “brown noser” at home, and it’s ironic that while all those corporate stiffs below you are kissing up to you, in reality, you’re the biggest brown noser of all.
I have to laugh at the term; I contemplated making it your new SLUT name, “brown-noser,” but I think I like the term “ass-licker” better, or “ass-worshipper.” You may not have to brown-nose at work, but you have to at home, don’t you?
In fact, I have decided that the rest of this month you are going to be taught a few lessons in corporate slut humility, but becoming the king of brown-nosing, or ass-licking. You’ll learn to hold your breath, to concentrate, to focus, because nightly you will suffer (?) through the ritual of demonstrating your skills and talents – with your tongue – while I go about my business sitting on your face.
The humiliation will come from the fact that I ignore you, and treat you like nothing more than an amusing place to sit. We’ll start by me watching a few of my Tivo’d programs on my television, while you suffer and try to capture just a simple breath. Your tongue better be working it’s way smoothly and delicately up and down my ass crack, and you better play special attention to my asshole.
I’ll ignore you as part of your objectification. I’m going to watch TV and call my girlfriends on the phone and tell them that I am sitting on your face and that you are a corporate brown-noser now, and hope to graduate to king ass-licker by the end of the month. I’ll pull back the receiver so you can hear them laugh at you.
There are a few pieces of equipment I may order as part of your treatment, special seats for smothering. The warmth of my ass cheeks is going to be something you get used to as I press my body down on you each night, teaching you again to endure – for as long as you can – the pressure of my poise.
Lick. Lick. Lick. That’s all you will be doing. Worshipping every fine inch of my ass. I have to laugh, because I just told my girlfriend Leslie about this idea and she immediately asked if I was going to make the term “brown noser” literal by making you get shit on your face. Now, she just has NO idea, does she? There will be no actual BROWN on your NOSE. But I bet you are such a DIRTY whore that this idea turns you on, deep down. Did your dick get hard in your panties as you thought briefly about the degradation of getting your nose brown by worshipping my asshole?
You should be ashamed; you really are a filthy whore sometimes.
In reality, you should be longing to earn the right to worship my pussy. Now, that’s a promotion. Being able to kneel down between my legs as I recline and relax, my thighs open, for you to lean forward and lick first at my wet panties, then slowly, perfectly, easing your tongue close to my pussy. My hands gripping your head, forcing you, demanding you worship me thoroughly.
Having me CUM on your face; this should be your goal. Straddling you, riding your face, pumping on your nose and fucking you as I play with my nipples and let my hands roam over my naked body, having you hear me orgasm and feel me squirt – that’s what you should be wanting. But instead, you long to be an asslicker, a brown-noser, don’t you?
You are still probably thinking about how nasty and degraded you will feel after a night of serious brown-nosing. Well, my whore, you need to work your way up the ladder. Maybe I will let you be a brown-noser for my girlfriends in our first annual “Summer Slut Party” kick off – where we all lounge at the pool with great music and margaritas while you prance around in a pink bikini serving our drinks and rubbing in the suntan oil.
Interesting, I must say. I wonder, deep down, which of these scenarios turn you on most. Being my pussywhore (the ultimate pleasure, even in objectification), the asslicker and brown-noser, or the poolside bitch. I think some combination of all three is ideal for you.
But you have to earn it. You won’t be doing anything at my June summer kick off pool party, the “Summer Slut Party” kick off, until you have earned your way beyond the asslicker title and proven that you can do more than prance around and be degraded in front of my girlfriends. I expect you to be ready to give fantastic foot massages (even while in a bikini and wearing a tight butt plug), apply suntan oil quickly and efficiently, manage the music selection and serve drinks. When we have no use for you, you will be sent to the corner of the patio to kneel and wait, and if you are good, we will let you face us instead of facing the wall. Wouldn’t it be painful to hear us laugh and frolic in our sexy bathing suits and bikinis as you remain alone as the ostracized pool bitch?
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll start “brown nosing” the party planner – Me. Otherwise, you might not be having such a great time by the pool. Hope your tongue is ready, asslicker.
Affectionately,
Mistress Akasha
