But this is just custom-made for us closeted and non-closeted female sadists who enjoy seeing a man suffer at the hands of a cruel woman
Subtle, suggestive femdom behaviors in mainstream movies and television have been a hot button of mine as far back as I can remember. I used to watch movie trailers with the distinct intent to hone in on any good femdom potential (hello, James Bond) or general hero-in-distress moments. Or, hero-in-leather-straitjacket-hanging-upside-down moments.
I’m going to share my top five mainstream-femdom moments in TV and film, and if you know my style, you will see exactly what I am talking about. If you haven’t seen any of these, I strongly recommend you check them out. Better than porn. I will rank them by the number of wet panties, how about that?
The Last Seduction
I remember when I first saw this movie, my head nearly exploded. My panties certainly were impacted. Any of you “femme fatale” aficionados better put this on your list right away. Super hot Linda Fiorentino is absolutely ruthless. I knew there was something raw and genuine about her portrayal of a deeply sadistic, seductive woman.
The nasty chain-link fence scene? (you’ll know it when you see it). This is what Peter Berg said about filming it:
“What I remember most about the chain-link-fence sex scene was we were shooting it at the end of the night. We never got a chance to talk about how we were going to do it. By the time we got outside to shoot, it was like 5 in the morning and the sun was coming up. We had no plan and I didn’t want to do something that looked embarrassing or stupid. I didn’t want to appear to be just this designated sex-toy without some plan.
I was suggesting that we maybe come back another day to shoot. John Dahl was upset because he knew he didn’t have the time to come back, and I was being all nervous, and Linda was just smoking a cigarette, watching. After about ten minutes of me rambling on, she threw down the cigarette, looked at me, told me to shut the fuck up, take my pants down, and get up against the fence. She said, “John, get a camera,” and she climbed up on me against that fence and told John Dahl to shoot it, and that was the scene. She thought of it, she conceived it, she executed it. It was awesome.”
Rating: 4 wet panties
Bull Durham
I know what you are saying – what is a baseball movie doing in a list about femdoms? Even if you don’t like baseball, give it a watch. And while it doesn’t have any gratuitous femdom scenes (well, Susan Sarandon DOES tie Tim Robbins to the bed, but rather than fuck him, she reads poetry to him (later she explains, “A man will listen to anything if he thinks it’s foreplay.”)
The best part about the movie, and it’s subtle but it’s all there, is that she makes the struggling immature “pretty boy” pitcher wear stockings and garters under his uniform to perform better. She was way ahead of her time.
Rating: 3 wet panties
Punish Me
Forgetting entirely that young, sultry Kostja Ullmann is a dream to stare at, this is actually a very interesting and troubling look at sexual power dynamics and can be a bit disturbing it taken too literally. Keep reminding yourself the actor is over 18. I have never seen a film that so perfectly captures some of the nuances of what I consider premium “male submissive” behavior during the physical act of sensual power exchange.
Rating: 5 wet panties
Legend of the Seeker
I was always a sucker for these types of over-the-top fantasy/wizard-type TV shows if I knew there’s be some gratuitous bondage here and there. This TV show did not disappoint, and from what I hear, Terry Goodkind’s novels do a pretty good job of offering up some femdom treats. But this is just custom-made for us closeted and non-closeted female sadists who enjoy seeing a man suffer at the hands of a cruel woman – especially if she’s clearly also undeniably attracted to him (hello: this is basically SALS, yes?). And come on – her name is Mistress Denna? Is this femdom porn, or something on the CW?
Rating: 4 wet panties
INXS “Taste It”
I probably wouldn’t even think to mention a music video unless it was basically quintessential Akasha femdom porn. And it is. 100%, made-to-order femdom porn. Maybe 30 seconds of footage that would win all the awards at the Akasha’s Web smut party. First time I saw it, I thought someone had a hidden camera at my apartment.
Rating: ALL the wet panties
Coming soon: Top five hottest male subs in mainstream TV & movies
